In another hour the horns of motors began to blow down from the winding road along the low range of the Maures, which separates the littoral from true Provençal France.Ī mile from the sea, where pines give way to dusty poplars, is an isolated railroad stop, whence one June morning in 1925 a victoria brought a woman and her daughter down to Gausse’s Hotel. Merchantmen crawled westward on the horizon bus boys shouted in the hotel court the dew dried upon the pines. When he had gone, beach and bay were quiet for an hour. Before eight a man came down to the beach in a blue bathrobe and with much preliminary application to his person of the chilly water, and much grunting and loud breathing, floundered a minute in the sea. In the early morning the distant image of Cannes, the pink and cream of old fortifications, the purple Alp that bounded Italy, were cast across the water and lay quavering in the ripples and rings sent up by sea-plants through the clear shallows. The hotel and its bright tan prayer rug of a beach were one. Now, many bungalows cluster near it, but when this story begins only the cupolas of a dozen old villas rotted like water lilies among the massed pines between Gausse’s Hôtel des Étrangers and Cannes, five miles away. Lately it has become a summer resort of notable and fashionable people a decade ago it was almost deserted after its English clientele went north in April. Deferential palms cool its flushed façade, and before it stretches a short dazzling beach. On the pleasant shore of the French Riviera, about half way between Marseilles and the Italian border, stands a large, proud, rose-colored hotel. Through verdurous glooms and winding mossy ways. Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown

The Questden Interactive Comic AsteroidQuest's bonus material has an article for a certain alien race to maximize their chance of surviving decapitation.Already with thee! tender is the night.

Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series: 'Oh my god, a giant rock! It's a rock and it's giant!'.

The Weather: The transitional blurbs give a lot of 'helpful' information, such as 'A tornado is bigger and stronger than any one person', 'When a thunderstorm is born, it's wet and makes a bang', and 'If the sun is up in the sky, then you know it's day.'.

His ( Captain Obvious') biography may be found here.

Captain Oblivious is probably also there, but he's not sure. Captain Obvious is an Overly-Long Gag on Uncyclopedia saying something obvious on every single Article.He also points out things the viewer can plainly see, like mentioning that each stage is harder than the last. TRG circles very easy to see things, to the point of circling the main character in Cool Spot with six arrows pointing at it. Third Rate Gamer makes fun of The Irate Gamer's Captain Obvious sayings and circling of things in plain sight.

One example is in Spongebob and friends go on a Quest for Camelot, where the knights bring in Lionel's body, one of them thinks that Kayley would be heart broken. They often state the obvious of what's going on. Nearly everyone that is allied with Winnie the Pooh in Pooh's Adventures.This comes off as rather patronising to people who are watching and can clearly see. Since a lot of people put them on as background noise or the person doing the video can't be silent for more than a few seconds, this often leads to the them pointing out the obvious. A lot of streamers and Lets Players fall into this trap.Andy: (tears of joy) Can't believe I finally took home an Obvy!

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